# hamlet.sh by pHrEd
kill -uking kings_brother -Wsword | tee >dead_body  
                                        >roaming_spirit
(wait 691200; marry queen kings_brother)&
talk hamlet !hell!grave!castle!night!roaming_spirit
visit hamlet ophelia -notalk
visit ophelia hamlet -talk -lie -nolove
kill -uophelias_father hamlet -Wsword | seen_by_queen > options
order hamlet < options > ophelia_mad
ftp hamlet !england!nowhere-interesting!notfun
order ftp_daemon kill -uhamlet kings_brother
 order: error creating ftp_daemon, process incomplete
kill -uophelia_mad river -Wdrown | funeral -include hamlet
duel hamlet ophelias_brother -Wsword -Wpoison | 
            tee kill -uqueen kings_brother -Wpoison -opppps
                kill -ukings_brother hamlet -Wsword -Wpoison
                kill -uophelias_brother hamlet -Wsword -Wpoison
                kill -uhamlet ophelias_brother -Wsword -Wpoison